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 This is a summary of attitudes that a lame boyfriend will have:

1) He wouldn't ask if you are feeling better when you are sick.......(He will ask only if he sees you)
2) He is not observant to figure out anything that you actually change eg attitude, physical....
3) He doesn't understand what you talking about
4) He forget your birthday
5) He always ask you to go out last minute even though he might have planned it long time ago without telling you
6) He is not worried even if you are lesbian or bisexual or trans
7) He does not bother to know how have you been recently
8) He will spend most of his time telling you about himself and is not interested to listen to you
9) He will only call you when he has a problem
10) He would rather chat to other girls on MSN than to chat with you face to face
11) He keeps asking where you stay even though he has sent you home before
12) He tells you to put on weight and when you really gain weight, he tells you that you look better when you were slimmer
13) He will not keep you warm even if you are freezing
14) He will look at his car instead of you when he nearly hit you with it
15) He says he will take care of you but he rejects all  your decisions

Ok girls,  still thinking of getting a boyfriend? Think twice..... You can actually live happily without guys crashing into your life.
Guys, if you have any syndromes of the above, time to review your actions.

ps. Shall I dump my bf?

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.

 

 

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?" they asked.
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

 

 

 

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth friend returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."